I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.
George CarlinWar is rich old men protecting their property by sending middle class and lower class young men off to die. It always has been.
George CarlinSomebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.
George CarlinIf you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.
George CarlinEverybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded. You see the brands - Nike, Puma, Coke - all over their bodies. Pretty soon you'll go to a family and say, "$100,000 if we can tattoo Pepsi on your child's forehead, and we'll have it removed when he's twenty-one. A hundred grand."
George Carlin