It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950's baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players.