There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got, because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners.
George CarlinIf I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.
George CarlinI think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.
George CarlinMy advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.
George CarlinPersonally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally I lean towards unlimited rights, I feel for instance I have the right to do anything I please, BUT! If I do something you don't like I think you have the right to kill me.
George Carlin