'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.

If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.