'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.