'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Some people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.