How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

I don't really identify with America, I don't really feel like an American or part of the American experience, and I don't really feel like a member of the human race, to tell you the truth. I know I am, but I really don't. All the definitions are there, but I don't really feel a part of it. I think I have found a detached point of view, an ideal emotional detachment from the American experience and culture and the human experience and culture and human choices.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.