How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

I don't see much of a future for this planet. I think it's a cursed planet. The boundaries we've drawn between nations and the profit motive - those two factors have, in my opinion, brought us to the point where almost nothing can stop the utter destruction of the environment and all our earthly life-support systems.

Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

Mother's milk leads to everything.