And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?

Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.