And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

First I was a mimic. Practically from the moment I began talking, I did impersonations of the people in my neighborhood - the storekeepers, the policemen, my teachers.

Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, "Hey, listen to me." Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.

We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.