I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.

It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when 'reasoning' human beings think they have figured out how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts. God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. Good!

I don't understand the problem with paroling Charles Manson? I say set him free and let him get on with his work. I have a long list of celebrities I'd be glad to share with him.

For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.