I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

I think it's important to break taboos for the same reason it's important to break laws and rules - because either you're a slave to them, or you're taking matters into your hands.

In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.