The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

Hard work is for people short on talent.

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you've lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that's bigger than you are and that controls you.