For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

You know who would make an interesting murder-suicide? Madeline Albright and Yanni.

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.

If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.

I credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. They gave me the tools to reject my faith. They taught me to question and think for myself and to believe in my instincts to such an extent that I just said, "This is a wonderful fairy tale they have going here, but it's not for me."