You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

Life is not that complicated.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

When I first heard the song Don't worry - be happy I realized it was exactly the kind of mindless philosophy that Americans would respond to. It would make a great national anthem along with Me first.

We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Children are not our future, and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic. Children can't be our future, because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore, so blow me!