Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.

I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

I credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. They gave me the tools to reject my faith. They taught me to question and think for myself and to believe in my instincts to such an extent that I just said, "This is a wonderful fairy tale they have going here, but it's not for me."

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.