I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

The angles of my body show you an awful lot. I started doing coke to feel open, but by that time, the hole had opened so wide that I'd fallen through. The body language in those photos tells you everything.

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.

I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.