I think there's a little more attention to human needs than to property rights. But I don't think much of political activism. It's so shortsighted. Most people are interested in their own personal comfort. I've said that about environmentalists. I think they care about bike paths and places to park their Volvos, not the planet as an abstraction.

You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get up past around... a minute, minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?