Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
George CarlinTo me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.
George CarlinI did a lot of thinking, and used mental activity to relieve whatever feelings I had. I became very left-brained, and I was good in school. That is, I was a smart kid.
George CarlinIf a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.
George Carlin