They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

The fact that I didn't finish school left me with a lifelong need to prove that I'm smart, prove it to myself, maybe to the world. I [also] needed to be - not the center of attention - but I needed to be able to attract attention when I wanted it, through my stunts and my fooling around physically with faces or postures or voices I would do. Those things are important elements in the drive behind all of this [my career].

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

None of the Christian religions do [interest me]. They're all outer-directed.

I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.