To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

The effect of the coke on our relationship [with my wife Brenda] was very sick. Now that it's over, those were actually funny times. Looking for each other's coke, hiding it, finding it, doing some, not telling the other. Then fighting over it.

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.