Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

My mother didn't get home until about seven most nights and, yes, there was a sense of being very alone after school. She gave me all the proper guidance and influences, but physically, she just couldn't be there.

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

The whole problem with this idea of obscenity and indecency, and all of these things - bad language and whatever - it's all caused by one basic thing, and that is: religious superstition.

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?