I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.
George CarlinIt is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.
George CarlinDo you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
George CarlinTo my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless taped and filmed and, by the way, unexplained sightings from all over the world, along with documented radar evidence seen by experienced military and civilian radar operators.>>.
George Carlin