I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.

I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.