Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

I don't care much about the outcome. I'd like for people to feel better and have better lives, but I don't think that's in the cards through political action. I think bloodshed is still the way you get dramatic change. That'll never happen because they've got all the guns now. At least they've got the nice guns, the big ones, the ones with night vision.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.

I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?