Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Traditional American values: Genocide, aggression, conformity, emotional repression, hypocrisy, and the worship of comfort and consumer goods.