Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day, or only a few hours, instead of four or five days. And I began to want to stop. One of the proudest moments of my life was at a rock-'n'-roll theater in New Jersey. A guy actually put some coke under my nose and I was able to say, "No, thanks," and turn my head away.

If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.