I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
I did a lot of thinking, and used mental activity to relieve whatever feelings I had. I became very left-brained, and I was good in school. That is, I was a smart kid.
Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."