If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at the end of the month, you'll notice that the white guys are walking and talking and standing like the black guys do. You'll never see the black guys going, "Oh, golly! We won the big game today, yes sir!" But you'll see guys with red hair named Duffy going, "What's happenin'?"

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)

As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.