If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at the end of the month, you'll notice that the white guys are walking and talking and standing like the black guys do. You'll never see the black guys going, "Oh, golly! We won the big game today, yes sir!" But you'll see guys with red hair named Duffy going, "What's happenin'?"

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone?