When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

We created god in our own image and likeness!

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.