President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.
George CarlinThe IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
George CarlinAnd what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a word. You never hear them say "Jesus made me drop the ball." "The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage." According to these guys Jesus is undefeated, meanwhile these assholes are in last place. Must be another one of those "miracles."
George Carlin