Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.

When I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests. I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

We think in language. We think in words. Language is the landscape of thought.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded. You see the brands - Nike, Puma, Coke - all over their bodies. Pretty soon you'll go to a family and say, "$100,000 if we can tattoo Pepsi on your child's forehead, and we'll have it removed when he's twenty-one. A hundred grand."