Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.

The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.

Two things happened. The creative side of my career was harmed. When I'd sit down and write under the influence of coke, the ratio of pages kept to pages thrown out declined drastically. But onstage, when rapping about a feeling I already owned, I would sometimes get a burst of eloquence.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.