I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.
The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.
We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.
One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.