History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.

Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.