History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.