Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

I was a class clown, of the classic term for it. I would get the work done easily, and then I would try to deprive other people of their educations. I developed skills for mimicry, and I was a good showoff. I knew how to get attention, and I knew how to do it in a positive funny way.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.