In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that
George CarlinHave you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?
George CarlinAnd, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
George CarlinMy left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.
George Carlin