Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite.

You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.