Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.
George CarlinCatholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.
George CarlinThere are a lot of little things about our bodies that we all know, but we never talk about. That's what interests me. These are practically universal experiences; nobody mentions them! Some of them are disgusting. Some of them are appallingly revolting and degrading even to the most degenerate mind. So let's get started with a couple of them.
George Carlin