One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.

My mother and her plans for my future. She had it all worked out. I would attend a nice college, then get a job in advertising. "You'll be one of those smart-looking fellows in their Madison Avenue suits." And I rebelled against [my mother] and her values and her plans for my future at every opportunity.

I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.

If a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together.

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.