Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

There is a certain amount of righteous indignation I hold for the American culture, because to get back to the real root of it, to get broader about it, my opinion that is my species - and my culture in America specifically - have let me down and betrayed me. I think this species had great, great promise, with this great upper brain that we have, and I think we squandered it on God and Mammon. And I think this culture of ours has such promise, with the promise of real, true freedom, and then everyone has been shackled by ownership and possessions and acquisition and status and power.

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue to hide her teeth when she's laughing. I just stand there and tell her joke after joke after joke.

I think it's important to break taboos for the same reason it's important to break laws and rules - because either you're a slave to them, or you're taking matters into your hands.