Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.

Does killing time damage eternity?

I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.

Whereas your blackness, ethnicity, homosexuality is something that might be genetic, I can't touch that, and I have no right.

If there were only one cherry pie in the world, and Bill Clinton owned it, I might get a piece of it. If Bush or Reagan owned it, you'd have to kill them to get a piece of pie. That's my feeling about Bill. And Bill's a good bullshitter. America likes a good bullshitter. That's one of the reasons he was re-elected. Honesty has no place in politics. It would throw everything off.

Surround yourself with what you love.