Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?