Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.
I call him Governor Bush because that's the only political office he's ever held legally in this country. I don't care where they hang his portrait, I don't care how big his library is. To me, he'll always be "Governor Bush." I don't even capitalize his name when I type it anymore.
Pardon me I've got nothing to say.