The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how true they often were. Here they were, banding together in packs, so I could predict what they were going to say about some event or conflict and it wasn't even out of their mouths yet. I was very uncomfortable with that. Liberal orthodoxy was as repugnant to me as conservative orthodoxy.
George CarlinInstead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.
George CarlinReligion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
George Carlin