I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.
George CarlinSomewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.
George CarlinI think religion is very anti-man. I think it's a terrible distortion and exploitation of a very natural urge every human has - to be rejoined with the one somehow, to become a part of the universe. Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.
George Carlin