Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

My mother and her plans for my future. She had it all worked out. I would attend a nice college, then get a job in advertising. "You'll be one of those smart-looking fellows in their Madison Avenue suits." And I rebelled against [my mother] and her values and her plans for my future at every opportunity.

These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.