I simply decided that dope wasn't worth the ritual.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Regarding local residents attempting to ban sex shops from their neighborhoods: You show me a parent who says he's worried about his child's innocence and I'll show you a homeowner trying to maintain equity.

When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?