My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.