Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

The most loyal and faithful woman indulges her imagination in a hypothetical liaison whenever she dons a new street frock for the first time.

What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency.

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.