An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.

Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.

It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not.

The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.