An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.

It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.

What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency.

A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.

It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.