The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.
Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the world are for the common people.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.