I drink to make other people interesting.
Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.
A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
Musicals are to the theater what wines are to a substantial dinner.
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.