Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney.

The dramatic critic who is without prejudice is on the plane with the general who does not believe in taking human life.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.