Drama - what literature does at night.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.