It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.

A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.