It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

One does not go to the theater to see life and nature; one goes to see the particular way in which life and nature happen to look to a cultivated, imaginative and entertaining man who happens, in turn, to be a playwright.

The notion that as a man grows older his illusions leave him is not quite true. What is true is that his early illusions are supplanted by new, and to him, equally convincing illusions.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.