Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.