Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.