Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

Great drama is the souvenir of the adventure of a master among the pieces of his own soul.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.