Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.

I drink to make other people interesting.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

The Russian dramatist is one who, walking through a cemetery, does not see the flowers on the graves. The American dramatist . . . Does not see the graves under the flowers.