Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

There is something distinguished about even his failures; they sink not trivially, but with a certain air of majesty, like a great ship, its flags flying, full of holes.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.

All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.