Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.