A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.

The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.

The sweetest memory is that which involves something which one should not have done; the bitterest, that which involves something which one should not have done, and which one did not do.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.

Great drama is the souvenir of the adventure of a master among the pieces of his own soul.

I drink so the others become interesting.