Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

I drink to make other people interesting.

It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not.

The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.