The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.