Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.

The sweetest memory is that which involves something which one should not have done; the bitterest, that which involves something which one should not have done, and which one did not do.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.