Men go to the theatre to forget; women, to remember.

Great drama is the souvenir of the adventure of a master among the pieces of his own soul.

The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.