All one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few minutes and gaze intently at the sky.

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.