All one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few minutes and gaze intently at the sky.

The sweetest memory is that which involves something which one should not have done; the bitterest, that which involves something which one should not have done, and which one did not do.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

I drink so the others become interesting.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.