A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
A broken heart is a monument to a love that will never die; fulfillment is a monument to a love that is already on its deathbed.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.