Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.